An ultra-conservative's views on this and that

15 September 2009

Grammatical pet peeves

We need to replace the English teachers, that's all there is to it. How else can one explain not just one but two or even three generations that use "there" not only as an interjection and noun, but also use it in place of its adjectival and contractional homonyms? When reading some moonbat's leftist rant, which his or her colleagues will later praise as "insightful" and "well thought-out", nothing deflates the argument like someone acting intellectually superior while misusing "there."

Listen up class:
  • There is reason to believe that liberalism is a mental disorder.
  • Liberals praise Canada's health system while ignoring the facts from people whom have been treated there.
  • Liberals think they're so smart.
  • Their logic is mined with non sequiturs and emotional disturbance.
Got it? I sincerely hope so.

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