Mr. Infiiniti driver

Dear Mr. Infiniti driver:

Let me get this straight.

You cut me off twice in the process of getting on the highway. Then, when I get over in the left lane and start to accelerate, you slam on your brakes and try to cause an accident.

How does this make me an asshole?

Doesn't it make you the asshole?

Fortunately for both of us, there wasn't traffic behind me when you pulled your juvenile stunt.  I stopped in time, but what about the semi a 1/4 mile back?

Ohhh, you didn't see him, huh?

Douchebag.