The Star & Sickle

In the midst of the shutdown, I think the parent company of the Minneapolis Star-Tribune should make the newspaper simplify its format.  After all, three simple headlines would convey the daily message from the Star & Sickle:

• "Don't Confuse Us Or Our Dwindling Readership With Facts, The Shutdown Is The Republicans' Fault"
• Republicans Want Millionaires To Keep More Of Their Money, But We Think It Would Better Be Served For Spending Projects We Haven't Even Dreamed Up Yet"
• "Republicans Are Evil, And Since It's The Fourth Of July, They're Unpatriotic Too"

I mean, really, the last few days, especially since the shutdown began, it's been a broken record.